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Today is the darkest day in the history of the Filipino people. Darker than the Marcos dictatorship, even darker than Bayani Agbayani’s armpits. For today (last night in the States), Manny Pacquiao was knocked out by Juan Manuel Marquez. This can only mean one thing: Filipinos are worthless pieces of shit.
In the same way we reveled in Pacquiao’s glory, deluding ourselves that his individual victory indicated Filipino superiority over other nationalities/ethnicities, we now realize that Mexicans are the better people. Mexicans!
Short of some miraculous recount that gives Pacquiao the victory, we now have no reason to live. No longer will we scream “Mabuhay ang Pilipino!” Because we’re dead. Pacquiao’s loss was a spiritual death for us all; we now have only our bodies left to extinguish.