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Today
is the darkest day in the history of the Filipino people. Darker than the
Marcos dictatorship, even darker than Bayani Agbayani’s armpits. For today
(last night in the States), Manny Pacquiao was knocked out by Juan Manuel
Marquez. This can only mean one thing: Filipinos are worthless pieces of shit.
In
the same way we reveled in Pacquiao’s glory, deluding ourselves that his
individual victory indicated Filipino superiority over other
nationalities/ethnicities, we now realize that Mexicans are the better people. Mexicans!
Short
of some miraculous recount that gives
Pacquiao the victory, we now have no reason to live. No longer will we scream “Mabuhay
ang Pilipino!” Because we’re dead. Pacquiao’s loss was a spiritual death for us
all; we now have only our bodies left to extinguish.
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