STUPID SUPREME COURT

I've had such an easy time with titles this past year. Either I place 'stupid' before the stupid thing that I am writing on, or jest about how 'we need a clean' so and so. So creative!

Why am I so mean as to insult this 'highest' tribunal in the land? Just look at how they put a stop to the awarding by Malacañang of National Artists for 2009. Why would these 15 bozos

THE CONSPIRACY OF NATIONAL HOLIDAYS AND PUBLIC POSTAL SERVICE

I recently moved, to Quezon City, and unwittingly am now a victim of the horribly slow Quezon City Central Postal Office. I found it necessary to find the guy who delivers notices to my address, and get his number to follow up on packages I'm awaiting. If you live in Quezon City, and have received a package recently, check the envelope for two dates stamped separately. Chances are, there's a two-week gap, meaning, you only get a notice about your package's arrival two weeks after the QC post office gets it. And THEN you have to go and get it.

WE NEED CLEAN FILIPINO SINGERS

Yeah, it's kinda late, but what the hell, I just heard of this last Saturday, the first of August. Anyways, Freddie Aguilar was criticizing successful Filipino singers for allegedly being Western copycats. They should have been singing Filipino stuff as a way of showing the world what Pinoys are all about.

This laughable nationalism is exactly what brought Hitler, or any other dictator for that matter, to power.

TITA CORY

Tita Cory's passing at this time is quite unfortunate, not because she was a president per se but because it's always upsetting to hear of the demise of a figure who's been in our consciousness for such a long time, in my case, for most of my conscious life. Who would've thought that during the "Lagot siya sa akin" days of not much more than two years ago, that we'd be mourning her two years later?